You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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