I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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