Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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