ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Randomize
