It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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