So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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