I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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