So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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