the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I FOUND THE LEGS
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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