I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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