the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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