Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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