Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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