i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
