So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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