Got a toothbrush?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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