so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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