Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
