It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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