Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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