I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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