Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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