I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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