i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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