We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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