dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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