She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
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think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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