In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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