And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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