Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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