I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Mom said you looked used
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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