I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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