: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
All the doctor said was why
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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