I just made out with a guy for $7.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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