You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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