I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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