He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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