Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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