I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
