Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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