I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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