We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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