and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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