just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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