i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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