Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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