i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
its liver damage thursday
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