arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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