quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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