it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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