Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
is it fun? or sober?
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