Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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