clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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