Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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