I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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