you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
ok first of all what the fuck
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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