You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
These tits shall not be calmed
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