yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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