Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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